My life is a series of blunders and misadventures, none of which I instigate. They find me. Like a magnet, I draw them away from you and absorb them so you don’t have to. I hope you squirm in your seat while reading my posts. And I dare you to try to one-up me with your own story in the comments. Go ahead. We’ll have lots of fun and our lives will be better for it. Ready to play?
Critical acclaim for Only Me!:
“A marvel of human idiocy.”
- Phillip Schroeder, Mid-American Plains Times
“He’s Joe Rogan minus the brains, insight, experience and success.”
- Brent C. McHume, Comedy Insiders Weekly
“An infant seamstress with Hasbro needles could spin a better yarn.”
- Julianne Snadwick, Blogging&Popping.com
“Hall is the King of Fools in the same way Sting is the King of Pain.”
- Myles Tuttle, Rolling Stone
“I laughed, but not at Garrett’s stories. My cat was tickling my bare feet with her whiskers.”
- Brinella Snead, childhood friend
“A colossal waste of time that I can never get back.”
- Y. M. Fitzhiddle, Blog Like Your Life Depends On It
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- Anonymous commenter
Why do I always feel like I’m moving backwards?
I finally saw what I couldn’t see.
F-bombs away! Please don’t judge.
No Bahama for this Mama!
It was nowhere near Christmas, but the tinsel was in full effect!
Gimme an E - Gimme an M - Gimme a B - Gimme an A - Gimme an R - Gimme an R - Gimme an A - Gimme an S - Gimme an S. What’s that spell?
She bathed me in her sweet maple vapor.
We’ve all either done it or seen someone who has.
There are pants, and then there are Michael’s pants.
Parting is such sweet sorrow. A story with all the feels.
My son, my son … why do you persecute me?
Ever wonder what happens when you accidentally trip a hospital bathroom’s emergency alarm? I found out.
I saved my family from … danger?
The one-armed monster who wanted my car.